Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I called my parents the other night, \ | but I forgot about the time difference. | | They're still living in the fifties. | | | \ -- Strange de Jim / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;