Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Suffering alone exists, none who \ | suffer; The deed there is, but no doer | | thereof; Nirvana is, but no one is | | seeking it; The Path there is, but none | | who travel it. | | | | -- "Buddhist Symbolism", Symbols and | \ Values / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;