Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Punishment becomes ineffective after a \ | certain point. Men become insensitive. | | | | -- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate | \ 2534.7 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;