Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Some circumstantial evidence is very \ | strong, as when you find a trout in the | | milk. | | | \ -- Thoreau / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;