Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "The computer programmer is a creator \ | of universes for which he alone | | | | is responsible. Universes of virtually | | unlimited complexity can be | | | | created in the form of computer | | programs." | | | | -- Joseph Weizenbaum, _Computer Power | \ and Human Reason_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;