Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Maybe we should think of this as one \ | perfect week... where we found each | | other, and loved each other... and then | | let each other go before anyone had to | \ seek professional help." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;