Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi. (What \ | Jove may do, is not permitted to a | \ cow.) / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;