Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Sorry. My testing organization is \ | either too small, or too large, | | depending on how you look at it. :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | | <1991Apr22.175438.8564@jpl-devvax.jpl.n | \ asa.gov> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;