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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I lay my head on the railroad tracks,   \
| Waitin' for the double E. The railroad  |
| don't run no more. Poor poor pitiful    |
| me. [chorus]                            |
|                                         |
| Poor poor pitiful me, poor poor pitiful |
| me.                                     |
|                                         |
| These young girls won't let me be,      |
|                                         |
| Lord have mercy on me!                  |
|                                         |
| Woe is me!                              |
|                                         |
| Well, I met a girl, West Hollywood,     |
| Well, I ain't naming names. But she     |
| really worked me over good, She was     |
| just like Jesse James. She really       |
| worked me over good, She was a credit   |
| to her gender. She put me through some  |
| changes, boy, Sort of like a Waring     |
| blender. [chorus]                       |
|                                         |
| I met a girl at the Rainbow Bar, She    |
| asked me if I'd beat her. She took me   |
| back to the Hyatt House, I don't want   |
| to talk about it. [chorus]              |
|                                         |
\ -- Warren Zevon, "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;