Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fortune finishes the great quotations, \ | #3 | | | | Birds of a feather flock to a newly | \ washed car. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;