Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / * Overfiend ponders doing an NMU of \ | asclock, in which he simply changes | | | | the extended description to "If you | | bend over and put your head between | | | | your legs, you can read the time off | | your assclock."Overfiend: go | \ to bed. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;