Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I went to a Grateful Dead Concert and \ | they played for SEVEN hours. Great | | song. | | | \ -- Fred Reuss / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;