Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / ___ ______ Frobtech, Inc. \ | | | /__/\ ___/_____/\ | | | | \ \ \ / /\\ | | | | \ \ \_/__ / \ "If you've got the job, | | | | _\ \ \ /\_____/___ \ we've got the | | frob." | | | | // \__\/ / \ /\ \ | | | | _______//_______/ \ / _\/______ | | | | / / \ \ / / / /\ | | | | __/ / \ \ / / / / _\__ | | | | / / / \_______\/ / / / / /\ | | | | /_/______/___________________/ | | /________/ /___/ \ | | | | \ \ \ ___________ \ \ \ \ \ / | | | | \_\ \ / /\ \ \ \ \___\/ | | | | \ \/ / \ \ \ \ / | | | | \_____/ / \ \ \________\/ | | | | /__________/ \ \ / | | | | \ _____ \ /_____\/ | | | | \ / /\ \ / \ \ \ | | | | /____/ \ \ / \ \ \ | | | | \ \ /___\/ \ \ \ | | | \ \____\/ \__\/ / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;