Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Now of my threescore years and ten, \ | Twenty will not come again, And take | | from seventy springs a score, It leaves | | me only fifty more. | | | | And since to look at things in bloom | | Fifty springs are little room, About | | the woodlands I will go To see the | | cherry hung with snow. | | | \ -- A. E. Housman / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;