Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / People \ | | | The sage does not distinguish between | | himself and the world; The needs of | | other people are as his own. He is good | | to those who are good; He is also good | | to those who are not good, Thereby he | | is good. He trusts those who are | | trustworthy; He also trusts those who | | are not trustworthy, Thereby he is | | trustworthy. The sage lives in harmony | | with the world, And his mind is the | | world's mind. So he nurtures the worlds | | of others As a mother does her | | children. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;