Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The true way goes over a rope which is \ | not stretched at any great height but | | just above the ground. It seems more | | designed to make people stumble than to | | be walked upon. | | | \ -- Franz Kafka / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;