Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Be circumspect in your liaisons with \ | women. It is better to be seen at the | | opera with a man than at mass with a | | woman. | | | \ -- De Maintenon / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;