Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / With reasonable men I will reason; with \ | humane men I will plead; but to tyrants | | I will give no quarter. | | | \ -- William Lloyd Garrison / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;