Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The opposite of talking isn't \ | listening. The opposite of talking is | | waiting. | | | \ -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;