Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The mark of the immature man is that he \ | wants to die nobly for a cause, while | | the mark of a mature man is that he | | wants to live humbly for one. | | | \ -- Wilhelm Stekel / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;