Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Whoever fights monsters should see to \ | it that in the process he does not | | become a monster. And when you look | | into an abyss, the abyss also looks | | into you. | | | \ -- Friedrich Nietzsche / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;