Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "What George Washington did for us was \ | to throw out the British, so that we | | wouldn't have a fat, insensitive | | government running our country. Nice | | try anyway, George." | | | \ -- D. J. on KSFO/KYA / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;