Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you took all of the grains of sand \ | in the world, and lined them up end to | | end in a row, you'd be working for the | | government! | | | \ -- Mr. Interesting / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;