Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The man who raises a fist has run out \ | of ideas. | | | \ -- H. G. Wells, "Time After Time" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;