Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Well, you see, it's such a \ | transitional creature. It's a piss-poor | | reptile and not very much of a bird." - | | Melvin Konner, from "The Tangled Wing", | | quoting a zoologist who has studied the | | archaeopteryx and found it "very much | \ like people" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;