Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Only great masters of style can succeed \ | in being obtuse. | | | | -- Oscar Wilde | | | | Most UNIX programmers are great masters | | of style. | | | \ -- The Unnamed Usenetter / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;