Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Old Barlow was a crossing-tender at a \ | junction where an express train | | demolished an automobile and its | | occupants. Being the chief witness, his | | testimony was vitally important. Barlow | | explained that the night was dark, and | | he waved his lantern frantically, but | | the driver of the car paid no attention | | to the signal. | | | | The railroad company won the case, and | | the president of the company | | complimented the old-timer for his | | story. "You did wonderfully," he said, | | "I was afraid you would waver under | | testimony." | | | | "No sir," exclaimed the senior, "but I | | sure was afraid that durned lawyer was | \ gonna ask me if my lantern was lit." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;