Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | I looked out my window, and saw Kyle | | Pettys' car upside down, | | | | then I thought 'One of us is in real | | trouble'. | | | \ -- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;