Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no realizable power that man \ | cannot, in time, fashion the tools to | | attain, nor any power so secure that | | the naked ape will not abuse it. So it | | is written in the genetic cards -- only | | physics and war hold him in check. And | | also the wife who wants him home by | | five, of course. | | | \ -- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;