Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Safety Net-ism: \ | | | The belief that there will always be a | | financial and emotional safety net to | | buffer life's hurts. Usually parents. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;