Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / My mother wants grandchildren, so I \ | said, "Mom, go for it!" | | | \ -- Sue Murphy / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;