Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Fairlight: udp is the light \ | margarine of tcp/ip transport protocols | | :) | | | \ -- Seen on #Linux / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;