Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Be valiant, but not too venturous. Let \ | thy attire be comely, but not costly. | | | \ -- John Lyly / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;