Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Get out, you old Wight! Vanish in the \ | sunlight! Shrivel like the cold mist, | | like the winds go wailing, Out into the | | barren lands far beyond the mountains! | | Come never here again! Leave your | | barrow empty! Lost and forgotten be, | | darker than the darkness, Where gates | | stand for ever shut, till the world is | | mended. | | | \ -- J. R. R. Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;