Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Not only Guinness - Linux is good for \ | you, too. | | | \ -- Banzai on IRC / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;