Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Too much of anything, even love, isn't \ | necessarily a good thing. | | | | -- Kirk, "The Trouble with Tribbles", | \ stardate 4525.6 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;