Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Literature is mostly about having sex \ | and not much about having children. | | Life is the other way around. | | | | -- David Lodge, "The British Museum is | \ Falling Down" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;