Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this \ | soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he | | | | says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a | | general, Excellency, and then | | everything he says | | | | will be right. | | | \ -- G. B. Shaw, "The Man of Destiny" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;