Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / [End of diatribe. We now return you to \ | your regularly scheduled | | programming...] | | | | -- Larry Wall in Configure from the | \ perl distribution / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;