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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  "Richard, in being so fierce toward my \
| vampire, you were doing what you wanted |
| to do, even though you thought it was   |
| going to hurt somebody else. He even    |
| told you he'd be hurt if..."            |
|                                         |
| "He was going to suck my blood!"        |
|                                         |
| "Which is what we do to anyone when we  |
| tell them we'll be hurt if they don't   |
| live our way." ...                      |
|                                         |
| "The thing that puzzles you," he said,  |
| "is an accepted saying that happens to  |
| be impossible. The phrase is hurt       |
| somebody else. We choose, ourselves, to |
| be hurt or not to be hurt, no matter    |
| what. Us who decides. Nobody else. My   |
| vampire told you he'd be hurt if you    |
| didn't let him? That's his decision to  |
| be hurt, that's his choice. What you do |
| about it is your decision, your choice: |
| give him blood; ignore him; tie him up; |
| drive a stake through his heart. If he  |
| doesn't want the holly stake, he's free |
| to resist, in whatever way he wants. It |
| goes on and on, choices, choices."      |
|                                         |
| "When you look at it that way..."       |
|                                         |
| "Listen," he said, "it's important. We  |
| are all. Free. To do. Whatever. We      |
| want. To do."                           |
|                                         |
\ -- Richard Bach, "Illusions"            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;