Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "An honest god is the noblest work of \ | man. ... God has always resembled his | | creators. He hated and loved what they | | hated and loved and he was invariably | | found on the side of those in power. | | ... Most of the gods were pleased with | | sacrifice, and the smell of innocent | | blood has ever been considered a divine | | perfume." | | | \ -- Robert G. Ingersoll / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;