Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | SHE TOOK ON A WHOLE GANG! A howling | | hellcat humping a hot steel hog on a | | roaring rampage of revenge! | | | | -- Bury Me an Angel (1972) | | | | WHAT'S THE SECRET INGREDIENT USED BY | | THE MAD BUTCHER FOR HIS SUPERB | | SAUSAGES? | | | | -- Meat is Meat (1972) | | | | TODAY the Pond! TOMORROW the World! | | | \ -- Frogs (1972) / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;