Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / A little inaccuracy sometimes saves \ | tons of explanation. | | | \ -- H. H. Munro, "Saki" / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;