Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A well-used door needs no oil on its \ | hinges. A swift-flowing steam does not | | grow stagnant. Neither sound nor | | thoughts can travel through a vacuum. | | Software rots if not used. | | | | These are great mysteries. | | | | -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of | \ Programming" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;