Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / The road to ruin is always in good \ | repair, and the travelers pay the | | expense of it. | | | \ -- Josh Billings / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;