Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Hain't we got all the fools in town on \ | our side? And hain't that a big enough | | majority in any town? | | | \ -- Mark Twain, "Huckleberry Finn" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;