Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Captain Penny's Law: \ | | | You can fool all of the people some of | | the | | | | time, and some of the people all of the | | | \ time, but you can't fool mom. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;