Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / SHOP OR DIE, people of Earth! [offer \ | void where prohibited] | | | | -- Capitalists from outer space, from | \ Justice League Int'l comics / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;