Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: \ | | | No cat has eight tails. A cat has one | | tail more than no cat. | | | \ Therefore, a cat has nine tails. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;