Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you love someone, set them free. If \ | they don't come back, then call them up | \ when you're drunk. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;